neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
the thing about shadow the hedgehog is that they tried so hard to make him cool that he was the uncoolest thing ever but he’s so uncool that he looped back around to being kind of cool again they failed so hard that they succeeded
why do people stand by their criminal family members? like if my mum or dad raped or murdered someone i’d be like “um bye never talk to me again”, not start a gofundme page for them
So much of tumblr always acts like the most important thing about any character is what their sexual orientation/gender identity is. I find that gross, tbh. Especially when people fight over what a character's sexual orientation/gender identity is when it is not even confirmed by canon, which means all head canons are valid.
I hate how shallow tumblr is. Like, what about the character’s ACTUAL PERSONALITY?????? what about their actions??? Their interactions with others???? WHY IS THIS TOO COMPLICATED FOR PEOPLE?????
*character goes on epic quest with much internal struggle and personal growth*
tumblr: but did you shag him?
tumblr: the story isn’t important: WHAT’S YOUR SEXUAL IDENTITY??
-the Polish one
Tumblr makes me scared to pick up a pen.
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
A friendly walrus on a Russian submarine.
Playing #animalcrossing on the plane!